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We have two daughters. The Rodent who is 11 years old and Precious who is 7. The Rodent decided that it was time she learnt about the facts of life. The Ball and Chain went to the library and got a couple of books. She gave them to the Rodent with instructions to read them and if she had questions to just ask either of us. Naturally I was horrified that I was being roped into this by the Ball and Chain. I had spent the last few years doing my best to avoid having to face it. I have a friend with a wife and three daughters. When they start up about female stuff, he has to put a stop to it by saying 'man in the room'. Of course that only makes them worse and he has to leave the room. I could see what my future held.
45 minutes went by and the Rodent emerged from her bedroom to tell the Ball and Chain that she had read both books and could they go back to the library to get some more. She needed more information. The Ball and Chain thought that perhaps she had learnt enough for one session from books. The topic moved on to personal heigene products for women and how they work and why they have adhesive tabs on them. I left the room.
The Rodent wanted to see what these personal heigene pad things with adhesive tabs looked like, so the Ball and Chain got one to show her. After pulling the adhesive tabs off it and going all over it the Rodent turned to the Ball and Chain and said, "I reckon I could stick one of these on Precious' head. It would stick good."
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