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"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very...

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A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency. The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability. The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home, which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers...

The last ride on my Harley… While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new Mustang convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman...

Old flashers never die, they just peter out.

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around...

An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with an ungainly shuffle. The man said to his wife, "He surely has bad arthritis to walk like that." His wife replied, "No, that's definitely old time rheumatism."...

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he > tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks > are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup > on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the >...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex...

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out.... "Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells...

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and...

Raymond, know you like to live on the edge: The US Department of Agriculture, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small Texas rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER...

A Teetotaler was seated next to a Drunk on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Drunk asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Teetotaler if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust...

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I so wish that Jackpot Capital was a sponsor of GG. I hit big there again. This was 2500 times the line bet of 50 cents. Well it is Christmas time of year.

A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of each. "They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse." The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and...

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: "Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person." The following day, she...

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I...

A woman goes to her > gynecologist. "What seems to be the > problem?" asked her > doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I > keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my > Vagina."The > doctor had a look, then chuckled before she > said,"Those aren't postage > stamps my dear, they're the...

I have been on an incredible hot streak for the past 6 weeks. This is just one of many good hits that I have had. I even won a Random Jackpot last week for $2,513.70. First time to win a large one for me. Last 6 weeks, I have cashed in & put in my bank $8,070.00!!! All of my winnings have been...