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Drunk on a plane


Pickled Onion
A Teetotaler was seated next to a Drunk on a flight
from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Drunk asked for a whiskey, which was promptly
brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Teetotaler if he would
like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped
by a dozen wild women than let liquor touch my lips."
The Drunk then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."