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Pickled Onion
• If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
• What disease did cured ham have?
• Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
• Why do alarm clocks "go-off" when they start making noise?
• Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
• Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"
• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
• Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
• When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
• Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
• If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of orbit?
• What color hair does bald men put on their driver's license?
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
• How do you throw away a garbage can?
• Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
• When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near hit"?
• How do we shut up, but quiet down?
• How did the "Keep off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
• What disease did cured ham have?
• Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
• Why do alarm clocks "go-off" when they start making noise?
• Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
• Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"
• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
• Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
• When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
• Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
• Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
• If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of orbit?
• What color hair does bald men put on their driver's license?
• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
• How do you throw away a garbage can?
• Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
• When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near hit"?
• How do we shut up, but quiet down?
• How did the "Keep off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
