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WHY ASK WHY? Sometimes the answer is irrelevant - it's the question that counts


Pickled Onion
• If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

• What disease did cured ham have?

• Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?

• Why do alarm clocks "go-off" when they start making noise?

• Instead of "All things in moderation," shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?

• Why do we yell "Heads up!" when we should be yelling "Heads down!"

• Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?

• Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

• When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?

• Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

• Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?

• If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of orbit?

• What color hair does bald men put on their driver's license?

• How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

• If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?

• How do you throw away a garbage can?

• Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

• When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near hit"?

• How do we shut up, but quiet down?

• How did the "Keep off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?


Pickled Onion
why say why

why say why

here is one more
why say it is a near miss when you missed it instead it should be a near hit:cheers: