DEEDEEMOE
Super Moderator
Dear GG Member,
Greedygirl has gone missing AGAIN! I dunno where she is. She has been like this ever since I have known her and that is now a very long time. It's longer for her because she hasn't aged very well whereas I have held onto my youth and beauty without the use of pills, injections or face-lifts.
The Ball and Chain and I can still even manage to have sex a couple of times a year with the help of pain killers and by not talking to each other during it. We certainly don't need to involve illegally trafficked Elves like Greedygirl does.
I remember the time Greedygirl told me that she thought she may be pregnant and I asked her if she was sure it was hers? She didn't have a clue. Anyway, as usual it just turned out to be a lot of wind!
Christmas is only about four sleeps away now. Will Santa be coming to your house? The proper Santa that is. Not that drunken belligerent oaf Greedy hangs out with to get her jollies. Did you see in yesterdays mailing where she said she didn't even like Santa? That's what little girls say about little boys that they really like. She can't fool me.
OK. Enough rambling. That is one thing that Greedygirl has always been right about. She has always said that I have a disturbing ability to go on and on about absolutely nothing at all. The Ball and Chain tells me the same thing. I am going to try and change that in 2017. My New Years resolution is to stop rambling. Who knows, I may even get down to being able to give one word answers to questions. No would be a good word to start with.
THE PREZZIES
Now, what goodies can I find for you in my bag of tricks today?
I think I'll award you with FIFTEEN FEATURE GETLUCKIES. That should keep you playing the GG games for a while.
Regards,
John the Janitor
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You can also get some great deals from our Auction Rooms where you win GG Points or GetLucky vouchers just for opening a NEW casino account.
EXPIRED VOUCHERS - RULES
Most game vouchers expire after fourteen days. Vouchers will not be replaced if they are expired. Vouchers should be played as they are received to avoid the disappointment of having them expire.
Conditions apply to the use of some prizes.
Greedygirl has gone missing AGAIN! I dunno where she is. She has been like this ever since I have known her and that is now a very long time. It's longer for her because she hasn't aged very well whereas I have held onto my youth and beauty without the use of pills, injections or face-lifts.
The Ball and Chain and I can still even manage to have sex a couple of times a year with the help of pain killers and by not talking to each other during it. We certainly don't need to involve illegally trafficked Elves like Greedygirl does.
I remember the time Greedygirl told me that she thought she may be pregnant and I asked her if she was sure it was hers? She didn't have a clue. Anyway, as usual it just turned out to be a lot of wind!
Christmas is only about four sleeps away now. Will Santa be coming to your house? The proper Santa that is. Not that drunken belligerent oaf Greedy hangs out with to get her jollies. Did you see in yesterdays mailing where she said she didn't even like Santa? That's what little girls say about little boys that they really like. She can't fool me.
OK. Enough rambling. That is one thing that Greedygirl has always been right about. She has always said that I have a disturbing ability to go on and on about absolutely nothing at all. The Ball and Chain tells me the same thing. I am going to try and change that in 2017. My New Years resolution is to stop rambling. Who knows, I may even get down to being able to give one word answers to questions. No would be a good word to start with.
THE PREZZIES
Now, what goodies can I find for you in my bag of tricks today?
I think I'll award you with FIFTEEN FEATURE GETLUCKIES. That should keep you playing the GG games for a while.
Regards,
John the Janitor
Your GetLucky voucher can be found by clicking here.
Please don`t forget that the GoneGambling site is kept up and running from advertising dollars paid to us from our sponsoring casinos. It`s very important that we have a large number of NEW accounts opened with each casino each month to keep them sponsoring our site. When opening a NEW account please use the links on the GoneGambling site.
You can also get some great deals from our Auction Rooms where you win GG Points or GetLucky vouchers just for opening a NEW casino account.
EXPIRED VOUCHERS - RULES
Most game vouchers expire after fourteen days. Vouchers will not be replaced if they are expired. Vouchers should be played as they are received to avoid the disappointment of having them expire.
Conditions apply to the use of some prizes.