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<blockquote data-quote="jerrylee903" data-source="post: 7291" data-attributes="member: 112"><p>Raymond, know you like to live on the edge: The US Department of Agriculture, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small Texas rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.</p><p>AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.</p><p>RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.</p><p>Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.</p><p>He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Jack Daniels every Saturday night so he can cope with life.</p><p>He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.</p><p>AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.</p><p>RANCHER: That would be me.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jerrylee903, post: 7291, member: 112"] Raymond, know you like to live on the edge: The US Department of Agriculture, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small Texas rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him. AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them. RANCHER: Well, there's my hired hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Jack Daniels every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally. AGENT: That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one. RANCHER: That would be me.:D [/QUOTE]
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