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Message: <blockquote data-quote="cambaby2" data-source="post: 7721" data-attributes="member: 170"><p>[ATTACH]413[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">ranch for illegally grown drugs."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">there.....", as he pointed out a distant location.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">wherever I f**king wish.... on ANY land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear...... do you understand???"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull......</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety. The man was clearly terrified.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">(I just love this part....)</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0000FF">"Your badge........ show him your F**king BADGE!!"</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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