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I would have won the progressive jackpot if this had not been in a bonus round. They paid me the maximum win on a bet for this game. Should have been more. js

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"...

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husband failed in bed. Finally, she put an ad in the paper: "Looking for a man who won't abuse me, won't leave me, and won't fail me in bed." The next day, the...

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you...

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the...

If we are not going to play this anymore, how can we get our gg's put back into our bank? I have a lot of them just laying there wasting away. You are entered into the next 6271 GG Points Jackpot Drawings. Just wondering if there was a way. No big deal though.

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, without the need for any physical connection. He...

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion the mother's labor pain to the baby's father, without the need for any physical connection. He...

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Hit this last night. It was a bonus round triggered by 5 scatters.

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear...

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. “Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him...

I was shocked , confused, bewildered as I entered Heaven's door,... not by the beauty of it all,...... nor the lights or its decor. But it was the folks in Heaven who made me sputter and gasp-- the thieves, the liars, the sinners, the alcoholics and the trash. There stood the kid...

A little old lady was tending her rose garden and happened to look up and see a large gorilla on her roof. She hurried inside and dialed 911. The dispatcher told her to remain calm. The zoo would be contacted and the Gorilla Catcher would soon be on his way. Within half an hour, a rusted pickup...

First time to hit a major jackpot. Crying shame that it is not bigger, but this is a new game. Did not have time to grow.

A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and...

I could have won a lot more, but the max payout was $2,000 for a $1 bet on any one spin. This rule sucks, but was very surprised & thrilled with the win. Jerry Lee