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<blockquote data-quote="John" data-source="post: 9179" data-attributes="member: 382"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Dear GG Member,</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John the Janitor - AKA Mr Responsibility, is back.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">I had some very upsetting news from Deedeemoe this morning. She contacted me on Skype and the transcript follows:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Are you there John?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Yes Dee.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: I am so upset.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: What's up buttercup?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Greedygirl died last night.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Huh?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Sorry, be right back. The phone is ringing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Dee, are you serious???</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Dee, are you back?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Speak to me Dee.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: How did it happen?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: I am stunned. I can't believe it. I was only talking to her yesterday.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Dee? You there?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: What caused her to die all of a sudden like that?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Sorry, my sister was phoning me about what we are doing for Christmas.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: How did she die?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Who died?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Greedygirl.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: When?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: How the hell do I know? You told me that Greedygirl died last night.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe. No I didn't!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: You did too. Look up and read what you wrote.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Sorry, my bad. Was a typo. I meant to say Greedygirl lied last night.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">John: Jeeze Louise! You almost gave me a heart attack.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: Sorry. lol I am using a borrowed Russian keyboard and the letters are in different places.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Deedeemoe: I am upset with Greedygirl though. She promised me that she would go straight home to bed after having her back scanned at the hospital, but a mutual friend of ours told me he saw her in a bar drinking. She lied to me.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Between Deedeemoe and Greedygirl, and the Ball and Chain, and our two girls, and the Ball and Chains mother, and these French girls we have working in the garden, I am surely being driven insane.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Speaking of French girls. The one we have here at the moment has a reasonable grasp of English. She was showing the Ball and Chain a photo of her boyfriend. The Ball and Chain said he is very handsome. The French girl said, how you say? Pretty? I chimed in and said he is pretty and handsome just like me. The French girl looked at me and burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Apparently the fact that I thought I was handsome was the funniest thing this girl had ever heard of in either English or French.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">In addition to the very disturbing Skype conversation above, Deedeemoe told me that Greedygirl had had a dizzy spell and a fall which knocked her out. I said to Deedeemoe that at Greedygirls age she wants to be very careful about falls. It could lead to hip replacement surgery. Deedeemoe said she believed that the fall was caused by the fact that Greedygirl was already halfway through her second bottle of gin for the day.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">As Greedygirl lay unconscious on the floor, paramedics were called. On their arrival, one nice young paramedic lean't down to check Greedygirls pulse. It was at that very moment that Greedygirl regained consciousness. Not being one to miss an opportunity, Greedygirl grabbed the paramedic around the neck and forced him to give her the kiss of life. According to Deedeemoe, what happened during the kiss of life was just awful. Not only did Greedygirl suck out one of his fillings, her gin soaked breath caused him to become inebriated.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">The last Deedeemoe heard, the paramedic had been stood down from his job for being drunk on duty.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Enjoy the attached GetLucky vouchers. As an added bonus, I have set the GG Horse Racing game to be played every 7 minutes instead of the usual 15 minutes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Regards,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-size: 15px">John the Janitor</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px">Here's the link to the Get Lucky Game: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="color: #006400"><span style="font-size: 12px"><a href="http://www.gonegambling.com/games/games/get-lucky/" target="_blank">http://www.gonegambling.com/games/games/get-lucky/</a></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="John, post: 9179, member: 382"] [FONT=Georgia][COLOR="#006400"][SIZE=3][SIZE=4]Dear GG Member,[/SIZE] John the Janitor - AKA Mr Responsibility, is back. I had some very upsetting news from Deedeemoe this morning. She contacted me on Skype and the transcript follows: Deedeemoe: Are you there John? John: Yes Dee. Deedeemoe: I am so upset. John: What's up buttercup? Deedeemoe: Greedygirl died last night. John: Huh? Deedeemoe: Sorry, be right back. The phone is ringing. John: Dee, are you serious??? John: Dee, are you back? John: Speak to me Dee. John: How did it happen? John: I am stunned. I can't believe it. I was only talking to her yesterday. John: Dee? You there? John: What caused her to die all of a sudden like that? Deedeemoe: Sorry, my sister was phoning me about what we are doing for Christmas. John: How did she die? Deedeemoe: Who died? John: Greedygirl. Deedeemoe: When? John: How the hell do I know? You told me that Greedygirl died last night. Deedeemoe. No I didn't! John: You did too. Look up and read what you wrote. Deedeemoe: Sorry, my bad. Was a typo. I meant to say Greedygirl lied last night. John: Jeeze Louise! You almost gave me a heart attack. Deedeemoe: Sorry. lol I am using a borrowed Russian keyboard and the letters are in different places. Deedeemoe: I am upset with Greedygirl though. She promised me that she would go straight home to bed after having her back scanned at the hospital, but a mutual friend of ours told me he saw her in a bar drinking. She lied to me. Between Deedeemoe and Greedygirl, and the Ball and Chain, and our two girls, and the Ball and Chains mother, and these French girls we have working in the garden, I am surely being driven insane. Speaking of French girls. The one we have here at the moment has a reasonable grasp of English. She was showing the Ball and Chain a photo of her boyfriend. The Ball and Chain said he is very handsome. The French girl said, how you say? Pretty? I chimed in and said he is pretty and handsome just like me. The French girl looked at me and burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Apparently the fact that I thought I was handsome was the funniest thing this girl had ever heard of in either English or French. In addition to the very disturbing Skype conversation above, Deedeemoe told me that Greedygirl had had a dizzy spell and a fall which knocked her out. I said to Deedeemoe that at Greedygirls age she wants to be very careful about falls. It could lead to hip replacement surgery. Deedeemoe said she believed that the fall was caused by the fact that Greedygirl was already halfway through her second bottle of gin for the day. As Greedygirl lay unconscious on the floor, paramedics were called. On their arrival, one nice young paramedic lean't down to check Greedygirls pulse. It was at that very moment that Greedygirl regained consciousness. Not being one to miss an opportunity, Greedygirl grabbed the paramedic around the neck and forced him to give her the kiss of life. According to Deedeemoe, what happened during the kiss of life was just awful. Not only did Greedygirl suck out one of his fillings, her gin soaked breath caused him to become inebriated. The last Deedeemoe heard, the paramedic had been stood down from his job for being drunk on duty. Enjoy the attached GetLucky vouchers. As an added bonus, I have set the GG Horse Racing game to be played every 7 minutes instead of the usual 15 minutes. Regards, [SIZE=4]John the Janitor[/SIZE] Here's the link to the Get Lucky Game: [url]http://www.gonegambling.com/games/games/get-lucky/[/url][/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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