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I'm so sorry. I'm an idiot. I did not realize that this was a gambling-related website, even though the site is named GoneGambling.

I stupidly posted bull$hit about sneakers that no one here would give a crap about. I should be ashamed, but I'm not. This is because I have nothing better to do with my life than to make other people's lives miserable in my feeble attempts to make a quick buck. Unfortunately, I cannot get a job in the real world due to my long history of imprisonment for sex crimes committed against rodents. I suppose having a half-inch penis has really f%@#ed up my life.

I'm so sorry.