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A dad was driving his son and daughter around on a scenic drive.
He had stopped at a roadside store.
Asking the two if they wanted anything the young lad wanted gum and the sister wanted candy
As they got a distance down the road the daughter had eaten her candy and wanted some of her brothers gum
She says give me a piece of your gum and he replies HELL NO!!
The Dad takes the son to task and telling he should never say that and to give his sister a piece of gum
As they continued down the road the young lad says Dad is there anything wrong in saying Rotterdam
The father says why no son in fact that is a place in Sweden or Holland or some country
Why do you ask
The son replies well I hope that gum Rotterdam teeth out